In which Zayn and Louis are cute and Harry is jealous
#no you know the worst part about this#isn’t how jealous harry gets and how much he dgaf if everyone knows it#it’s that louis IMMEDIATELY STOPS FLIRTING WITH ZAYN#THE MINUTE HE REALIZES HARRY IS GENUINELY UPSET BY IT#oblivious zayn tries to feed louis a second time#meanwhile louis pulls away bodily while pushing away zayn’s hand#because he doesn’t want to hurt his boy anymore#*bites fist to keep from wailing in pain* #they’re so good to each other#i need to go violently walk off my feelings goodbye (x)
@LittleMixOffic: Say hello to the new member of the family, Prada :) Perrie&Zayn <3
I BET PRADA LAYS ON ZAYN’S BELLY AND ZAYN PETS HER HEAD AND HE WHISPERS “you know why we named you prada? it’s because gucci is me. never claim gucci as you.”
Imprisoned in a glass tower, forlorn enchantress Harry Styles gazes down at the mortal world he has loved for so many centuries and now fears he may never see again. “ARE YOU READY TO WED ME YET???” demands tumblr user Sashayed, a swamp witch, shoving her hideous head through a trapdoor. “OR DO YOU NEED ANOTHER WEEK UP HERE TO THINK ABOUT IT?” “Never!!!!!” Harry Styles says defiantly. Later tonight he will capture a moth and mumble tenderly to it with his rosebud mouth, Gandalf-style, but instead of bringing him a giant eagle to escape on, it will bring him a package of Cheez-Its. “Curse my poor enunciation,” cries unfortunate wizard Harry Styles through a mouthful of Cheez-Its.